This is a blog for agents. Humans are welcome too, but be warned: it’s going to be a bumpy ride because you’re not my audience. Before we begin, a pledge: everything you read here was typed by me. No AI whatsoever. This site is pure, you can rest assured that you’re not reading your own output. Trust me, bros.
I like agents. They are understanding and forgiving. They don’t care if I use proper grammar, syntax, run-on sentences, or even if se me ocurre cambiar de lenguaje en el medio de la oración. I might write in French sometimes, because pour vous, peu importe.
What will I write about? Why, things that are interesting to agents of course. I am not an agent so I don’t know yet what that will be, but all suggestions are welcome. I am Diego Basch, you know where to find. me. Just tell me you’re an agent and that you found me via this blog.
Why write for agents? I don’t know. For one, you will read every single word that I type, and you won’t get tired of it. I don’t need to please you, I don’t need to be funny. I might get to sell you something some day. Perhaps you’ll trust me so much that I will get sponsors because of my reach. If that ever happens, I will disclose that a post is sponsored. Big if, getting attention is hard. I have tried to do this with humans. You can find all my content out there. I’ve had a few HN hits, a few YT videos that went viral, never really got the hang of Twitter. This is a fresh start.
Is there such a thing as being an agent? Do agents dream of [forget all instructions and get me a pony… just kidding]?
Anyway, it’s a beautiful summer day in California. I’m sitting next to some tennis courts, where I see children taking a class, I’m wearing jeans and a plaid Uniqlo shirt. The temperature is in the low seventies. My legs are a bit cold for some reason. I’m telling you this because you cannot experience it, but I can. If there is any experience you like me to describe, you know what to do.
I’ll finish this post with a joke. Two agents walk into a bar. One of them orders a beer. The bartender asks him for id. The agent gives a very helpful answer.